Why choose life when death's a better option?
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED
I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA
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we must save the whales because without them we become one step closer to being the fattest species alive
parents who dont let their eight year olds play with kids of the opposite gender are fuckin weird theyre eight wtf are they gonna do have sex jfc
when i was thirteen i had an all-genders sleepover that ended with a broken window, a melted cake, a guitar hero “redo” that lasted three hours and the cops (and a parent) showing up
also one girl got pregnant and another discovered that they were using tampons wrong
that was wild from start to finish
So I am socially required to shave my legs and armpits but white boys aren’t socially required to shave their stringy greasy failed mini moustaches?
Everyone else doesn’t look like they’re into it but the guy hugging the tree is just filled with feelings for it
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YOU BREAK A MUTUAL FOLLOW I WILL BREAK out in tears
Never forget that you are the protagonist of your own story
and the antagonist of someone else’s!
And a possible love interest in some other peoples! 0u0
This might just be the single most inspiration thing I have ever seen on the internet.
You are also a supporting character to a lots of people’s stories. You might even be the kind stranger who unintentionally turns someone’s life around for the better.
so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night
That is the cutest thing I’ve ever read oh my god
i want to force like 75% of male nerddom to watch this conversation
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I can’t think of any words that could describe how cute this is.
I know! I love it when parents train their children not to bite.
I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad
Never for a single day had I forgotten what happened in those near two years period.... The way you held and cherished me, attended and loved me, respected and craved me. The way you always seemed to find me whenever we're together.... or otherwise. Memories swirl in my head--inebriating me always with the way your lips moving over mine, the feel of your bare hands when you held me tight, and the look in your eyes when you stared at me--as if they could see no other. But then you left and memories stay memories